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Thanksgiving Jokes – FREE Printable!

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I just LOVE jokes.

Some nights when the Happy Hubby and I are in bed, I get a sudden burst of energy and an inexplicable urge to keep him awake by sharing all kinds of silly jokes.  I am not even kidding about this.

And because my Happy Hubby just adores my midnight stand-up comedy acts (Haha!), I thought I’d share with all my amazing Happy Home readers some of the material I will be using this month when the lights go out. 🙂

Or, if you are a little more respectful of your Happy Hubby’s desire to sleep than I am, then you might want to jot some of these jokes down on your child’s napkin and toss it in his/her lunch pail!  Another idea would be to hide a joke under a family member’s plate every night leading up to Thanksgiving.  The person with the joke under his/her plate gets to read it aloud at the dinner table!  Or there’s always the opportunity to share these knee-slappers at Thanksgiving dinner whenever the conversation dies down.  Everyone will LOVE it!

Not only will you find the jokes below, but I formatted them into a FREE printable for you to enjoy (click the link below)!  Simply cut out and laugh with your Happy Homes!

Thanksgiving Jokes – FREE Printable CLICK HERE! ☺

Q.  Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A.  Because he had the drumsticks!

Q.  What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A.  Plymouth ROCK!

Q.  Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A.  Because they use such FOWL language!

Q.  What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

A.  If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q.  Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A.  They suspected it of FOWL play!

Q.  If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

A.  PILGRIMS!

Q.  What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A.  I’m stuffed!

Q.  How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

A.  It HUGGED the shore!

Happy Thanksgiving Joke-ing! 🙂

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