Easter Laughs

This made me laugh.Today our church hosted an Easter Egg Hunt that was so much fun!

My favorite thing about the event was that I got to entertain everyone with my Easter Jokes while they were having lunch in the Fellowship Hall. :-)  I always love it when someone hands me a microphone and lets me go to town!

Everyone thought my jokes were super dumb HILARIOUS, but I’m always looking for more material.  I just found THESE awesome ones courtesy of Balancing Beauty and Bedlam.

I hope these jokes make you HOPPY!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the “Eggs-it.”

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!

We’re just getting warmed up….

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.

What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An Egghead!

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit $20 bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Happy Easter Joke-ing! :-)

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2 thoughts on “Easter Laughs

  1. LOVE these!! I wrote them all out on small pieces of paper with a cute little bunny on them and put them at each place on our Easter Lunch Table–everyone got to tell a joke. It was HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for giving my whole family the Easter giggles!! ;-) Hope you and your family had a WONDERFUL day!!!

  2. Great jokes – except that I hate that “I can’t hear you, someone bite off my ears” cartoon. Makes me feel bad for the poor, earless bunny. And it doesn’t matter it’s chocolate and doesn’t really feel anything…

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