My favorite thing about the event was that I got to entertain everyone with my Easter Jokes while they were having lunch in the Fellowship Hall. I always love it when someone hands me a microphone and lets me go to town!
I hope these jokes make you HOPPY!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the “Eggs-it.”
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
We’re just getting warmed up….
What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
What day does an egg hate the most?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit $20 bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Happy Easter Joke-ing!